Your Beluga Best Friend lives in Baffin Bay, between Greenland and that northerly bit of Canada with all the caribou and lemmings. Never one to “fit in” with the pod, your BBF prefers to wander in search of new friends and new experiences, and has a particular fondness for narwhals. Among other things, your BBF enjoys eating cephalopods, swimming backwards, singing Irish drinking songs, and continuing a decade-long conversation about the nature of existence with a local walrus called Bradley.
Lacking reliable internet service in that northern wilderness, your BBF communicates hir self-esteem-boosting missives of unconditional love and thoughtful advice to me via carrier halibut, which delivers them to my seaside home in New England so that I can humbly share their simple wisdom on this blog.
Your Beluga Best Friend awaits your questions at firstname.lastname@example.org, or you can use the contact form on the right. Anonymous submissions are welcome, just type in a fake email address.
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